Well now, ain't this somethin'. A real rootin' tootin' cowboy, kickin' high on a grand steed, but it ain't no ol' stable he's ridin' in. This here partner is struttin' his stuff in style like somethin' outta Brown, y'all. He's wearin' the finest boots, all scuffed like a diamond in the sun. The crowd's hootin' their heads off at this here sight.